Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Everything Madonna Touches Turns to Whore"

The quote of my title is by the magnificent Aaron Allen, btw!

Yeah, and he's right. Britney Spears started on her slow descent into the skanky, head shaved, whatever that she is now ... after that disgusting lip lock with Madonna.

I think that it was at that time that Madonna planted a device into Britney Spears that immediately made her start making horrible decisions and life altering mistakes.

Yeah, okay ... so she married her high school sweet heart ... BUT THEN SHE MARRIED HER BACK UP DANCER.

Yeah, okay ... so she had a kid ... BUT THEN SHE HAD TWO!

Yeah, okay ... so she went out and partied a lot ... BUT THEN SHE WENT WITH OUT PANTIES

Yeah, okay ... so then she got a divorce ... BUT THEN SHE SHAVED HER HEAD.

Yeah, Okay ... so she went to Rehab ... BUT THEN SHE DID A WHOLE BUNCH MORE DRUGS AND LOST HER KIDS!

I mean it's obvious ... Madonna has planted her seed of disgust into Britney Spears and that sucks, because I really like B. Spears and I wish that she would get out of this funk and get back on the right track ... but it seems to be a contagious disease ...

Now Jamie Lynn is pregnant as well ... and at only 16.

Why can't the people that actually want to get pregnant get pregnant? Oh and why can't rich celebrities opt for freaking birth control!? Jeez ... they have enough money!

6 comments:

Winnie said...

I didn't even read all of your post..all I can say is the poor girl...
She was not well managed..and over whelmed with success..not to mention 2 babies back to back and a highly publicised life....
A recipe for disaster..even for the best of us...
Yes...your title is fitting..but I don't think Madonna is to blame..I think Media and lack of solid support is at fault

Mrs. Amanda Doiron said...

AMEN SISTA!

Dani Nicole said...

yea there is a lot of drunk in that one lol but its a lot of good times we had

Aggie said...

Can I blame Madonna for it all too? Most of the so called celebs are their own worst enemy. I think they end up believing their own publicity and wonder why they are so miserable.

Amanda Leigh said...

aah.. come on now, I love Madonna. It's not her fault B's lost her mind. The crack is too blame for that.

I just wish Brit would quit the drugs, calm down and make an amazing comeback. I miss old school Ms. Spears.

I still can't believe it about Jamie Lynn. Good thing they postponed the mom's parenting book. Lynne Spears is a hack!

Aggie said...

Happy Christmas you two! Have a happy New Year.