The quote of my title is by the magnificent Aaron Allen, btw!
Yeah, and he's right. Britney Spears started on her slow descent into the skanky, head shaved, whatever that she is now ... after that disgusting lip lock with Madonna.
I think that it was at that time that Madonna planted a device into Britney Spears that immediately made her start making horrible decisions and life altering mistakes.
Yeah, okay ... so she married her high school sweet heart ... BUT THEN SHE MARRIED HER BACK UP DANCER.
Yeah, okay ... so she had a kid ... BUT THEN SHE HAD TWO!
Yeah, okay ... so she went out and partied a lot ... BUT THEN SHE WENT WITH OUT PANTIES
Yeah, okay ... so then she got a divorce ... BUT THEN SHE SHAVED HER HEAD.
Yeah, Okay ... so she went to Rehab ... BUT THEN SHE DID A WHOLE BUNCH MORE DRUGS AND LOST HER KIDS!
I mean it's obvious ... Madonna has planted her seed of disgust into Britney Spears and that sucks, because I really like B. Spears and I wish that she would get out of this funk and get back on the right track ... but it seems to be a contagious disease ...
Now Jamie Lynn is pregnant as well ... and at only 16.
Why can't the people that actually want to get pregnant get pregnant? Oh and why can't rich celebrities opt for freaking birth control!? Jeez ... they have enough money!
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