Thursday, August 2, 2007

Hi-Def Porn

As many of you know, last November, Sony released a new video game system the PS3 (Play Station Three). Not only does it have the ability to play games with "Next Generation" graphics but it also is blue-ray capable.

Blue-Ray seems to be the wave of the future. Not only does it produce images in hi-definition, but it also has a much larger memory capacity, allowing for more movies, more extras, more hours to watch, etc.

Just like the wars between Beta's and VHS ... there is a new war between Xbox 360s HD dvds and Sony's Blue ray ... and Sony is about to change all that.

VHS won the war back in yesteryear when they started producing Porn ... and Sony is fixing to jump on that band wagon.

According to PC world, Japanese porn producers have began exclusively using Blue-Ray for their movies. Originally, Microsoft won the porn war in America because HD DvD's are cheaper and easier to mass produce, plus children companies ... like Disney ... refused to work with companies that were producing porn, so Sony won the Disney market.

However, in Japan, they are taking a different approach. The porn companies are working with disc-pressing companies in Taiwan, and Sony is selling their discs to those disc-pressing companies. By selling discs to these people, Sony stays out of the way of the porn industry while still reaping the benefits.

There's the back story ... now here is why I'm writing about this:

Why would anyone want to watch porn in HD? Guys (or girls) can now see stretch marks in HD, ingrown hairs in HD, cellulite in HD, and Penis/ball sac in HD. And I don't know about the rest of you girls ... but the penis/ball sac is not the most attractive aspect of the male anatomy.

I can't imagine how this would be a good thing to watch! I mean, let's think about the porn market. Normally, it's either kids that get a hold of some porn from a friend, guys that can't get the real thing, girls that are curious, girls that can't get the real thing, or guys and girls that want to add a bit of "spice" to their relationship. Wouldn't HD porn scare these people away!??!?!

Or who knows, maybe HD porn will knock these porn stars back down to size. Maybe this will cause guys to realize that even porn stars have their flaws ... who knows maybe this could be a WIN for Girls everywhere!

Thoughts?

8 comments:

Amanda Leigh said...

Hi-def porn is one of the scariest things I've ever heard of. I think too much is seen in hard core porn already. And I'm sure no one wants to see HD ball sacs.. GROSS!
At least these porn stars will be brought back to human levels.. unless of course there's a way to airbrush the cellulite.. ha ha

Christy Jo said...

I seriously doubt it's going to have any sort of negative effect on the industry. I think there's just a higher standard in video quality now, and anything that's not up to that standard seems strange and out of date.

Jules said...
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Jules said...

Unfortunately, I think the slime balls that are actually the ones willing to PAY the big bucks for porn don't care about the negatives of high def. They are probably thinking, awesome T & A (and the P word) in high def. EW.

Chris said...

Normally, it's either kids that get a hold of some porn from a friend, guys that can't get the real thing, girls that are curious, girls that can't get the real thing, or guys and girls that want to add a bit of "spice" to their relationship.

Thats just about all of us isn't it? :)

P.S. The flaws are the part that make it interesting. Its like the way each wine is different.

Vest said...

So you are of the opinion that the toggle and two is a less atractive part of the male anatomy, can't argue there, got some too. However, the most sought after thing in the world in close up does not in my opinion conjour up a beautiful vision either.
The average normal male seeks the perfect female figure Size 10-12, 5ft 7-9" pleasing facial features, other excuses like kind intelligent etc but misshapen(ugly) don't work out unless the bloke is blind, or has been at sea for several years.
Good luck with your forthcoming nuptials, seems like he's a lucky guy.

Bert said...

those watching are not usually looking at the cellulite and detail on sacs Jewls is right...
And thanks for the comment Vest..for saying 'the norm is the most sought after'
Porn just...gives in to the animalistic impulse for lack of a better way to put it.
We all have to 'eat' but we need more.....and thus the marriage.
Some one you can comfortably pretend to be porn star with????

Aggie said...

Just another high def way for mindless folks to rot their brains! Watching it saves them thinking about having a real relationship. Seen one, seen 'em all. Tres boring!