Monday, February 22, 2010

Quick! Before I have to pop out a boob and feed my child!

I'm frustrated with boy's clothing.

We have bought packets and packets of onesies lately. This is due to the fact that Liam WILL pee all over himself or his clothes at LEAST twice a day. Seriously, he has a grown man's stream or something ...

Anyway. So, we go through onesies quickly.

Aaron isn't into sports really, so when buying onesies I tried to find ones that had dinosaurs or monkey's on them. But it's virtually impossible not to have about fifty different versions of "I want to be an All-Star" or "Daddy's little All-Star" onesies in Liam's closet.

And I think it's sucky!

What if I don't WANT my son to be an All-Star? What if I want his aspirations to be "Mommy's Little Literary Scholar"? Or, "Daddy's Number 1 Zombie Killer"!

I think that I should go into the onesie making business. I'm sure I could make a killing on quippy little shirts.

"Mommy & Daddy's Infant Genius"
"My Mom says that my reading level ROCKS!"
"Dad's little 360 Player"
"You might be able to throw a football, but I know PI to the 42nd place"

2 comments:

Mrs. Amanda Doiron said...

You crack me up.
I don’t even have words to adequately comment on this.

But – Yea, boys clothes do SUCK big time.
Meg and I were shopping for an outfit for Lane’s pictures this weekend and the boys sections were all like 3 racks total while the girls had an endless supply.
It was madness.

Fran Hill @ Being Miss said...

How about, 'I asked my mum for a biscuit, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt'?