Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Friday, January 4, 2008

She's gone off her rocker

As I'm sure that all of you know (due to the fact that this is the top news story) B. Spears was taken away by ambulance last night after a dispute over custody.

Apparently, B. Spears "just wanted the kids to spend the night" but since it was K. Fed's turn with the children he sent out some body guards to get the kids back. This is when B. Spears locked her self in the bathroom with the two children and refused to let the body guards in to take them.

Police were called ... of course! And the fight ensues. They had to have certain papers for the cops to be able to enter the house and take the children and once they found B. Spears, they realized that she was on some SERIOUS something. Drugs, Alcohol, over dose on her perfume? A combination of all three?

Then of course there are the videos ... a giggling hysterical Spears leaving her home in the same straps that they would have to use to hold a crazy person down with.

She's off her rocker for sure. For SURE FOR SURE. But who's fault is it? Well, of course it's the media. I mean, I'm sure that there are plenty of other people every day that are this freaking crazy that don't get on CNN or blasted all over the gossip news. Plus, I'm sure she really loves it!

There is probably an ongoing bet between L.L, P.H., and B.S. as to who can get the most head lines. Britney has always been up for the challenge! So it's official, we'll never see another up rising of the pop star ... except perhaps when she succeeds in killing herself.

(Some are claiming that is what she tried to do last night) But I seriously think that it's only then that everyone will rest. And that's really sad ... she was the most popular star EVER only a few years ago. Sad. Really Sad. Poor Brit Brit

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Everything Madonna Touches Turns to Whore"

The quote of my title is by the magnificent Aaron Allen, btw!

Yeah, and he's right. Britney Spears started on her slow descent into the skanky, head shaved, whatever that she is now ... after that disgusting lip lock with Madonna.

I think that it was at that time that Madonna planted a device into Britney Spears that immediately made her start making horrible decisions and life altering mistakes.

Yeah, okay ... so she married her high school sweet heart ... BUT THEN SHE MARRIED HER BACK UP DANCER.

Yeah, okay ... so she had a kid ... BUT THEN SHE HAD TWO!

Yeah, okay ... so she went out and partied a lot ... BUT THEN SHE WENT WITH OUT PANTIES

Yeah, okay ... so then she got a divorce ... BUT THEN SHE SHAVED HER HEAD.

Yeah, Okay ... so she went to Rehab ... BUT THEN SHE DID A WHOLE BUNCH MORE DRUGS AND LOST HER KIDS!

I mean it's obvious ... Madonna has planted her seed of disgust into Britney Spears and that sucks, because I really like B. Spears and I wish that she would get out of this funk and get back on the right track ... but it seems to be a contagious disease ...

Now Jamie Lynn is pregnant as well ... and at only 16.

Why can't the people that actually want to get pregnant get pregnant? Oh and why can't rich celebrities opt for freaking birth control!? Jeez ... they have enough money!